Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Neutralise Jeremy Clarkson

Dear Everyone Who Calls Climate Change Global Warming,
Please stop it. This is a very simple plea from me to you. If you call climate change global warming you are over simplifying the problem and the doubters uses this as their standard joke, oh another rainy day thanks to global warming! Well no, that’s not how it works. The increased general temperature of the planet alters the usual weather patterns so your countries normal wind direction during a certain season is different from usual, that and increased moisture in the atmosphere and it rains most of the English summer. This is, as you would call it Global Warming, but this is misleading so stop it. It can become our way to distinguish ourselves from Jeremy Clarkson, well that and we have nice hair and dress quite well,

Yours Trying To Work Out How To Use Less Plastic,
Martyn xx

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