Dear The British,
What is it with you and the sun? No really, tell me. It has been sunny for only 3 days, and those were work days so you should have been indoors, but look at the sun burn. You really can’t help yourself can you? If it’s free you over do it. I’ve seen you at an all you can eat breakfast, balancing as much bacon as you can on the plate. And why does the British man have to take his top off? It gets to 18 degrees Celsius and he’s wondering around town with his nipples out and it’s not a pretty site,
Yours Sun Creamed Up,
Martyn xx
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