Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Even Worse Than The Leotard

Dear Guy Richie and Madonna,
Unlike other people in our rather cynical world I’m not going to revel in your sadness because 2 people getting divorced is sad but I would ask you to stop using the press and your live performances to be rude about and too the other one. I’m sure I don’t need to remind you that your marriage and its legal dissolution does not just involve you, it also includes your children. Please remember that when you are getting your PR person to phone a red top newspaper and tell them about the last time you had sex or that the other one only wanted you for your money or any other salacious nonsense that your children will be exposed to this unpleasantness and negativity and they will not thank you for your selfish behaviour,

Yours Hopefully,
Martyn xx

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