Monday, 19 May 2008

Bluetooth Man

Dear Man on the Cross trainer at the Gym,
What on earth are you doing? Why have you got your blue-tooth headset on here? And more to the point why are you answering it? You are a fat man and you look like you are about to die yet still you manage to puff the legend, “no…………. I’m…… ……..the…………gym”. If you are so important that have to be in constant contact then why are you here? Are you so very important that you cannot take half an hour off to look after yourself? And besides you look like a chump. Did you not see the genesis of the Cybermen episode of Dr Who? That all started with bluetooth like headsets,
Yours Concerned,
Martyn xx

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