Friday, 13 March 2009


Dear Kim-Jon-Il,
Congratulations on your election victory. I mean, really very impressive victory. 100% of the vote that was cast was for you. Outstanding work you strange little man.
I do have little point to make. If you are going to fix an election, not that I am suggesting that you did, I’m sure everyone who is starving to death in your country really loves you, try and make it look at least a little bit believable. Try randomly generating a number that gives you a victory but makes it look like the others (and there’s another suggestion, try having another person in the election so you beat someone) at least had a bit of a chance.
Oh well, continue enjoying your movies,

Yours Slightly Amused,
Martyn xx

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